Bullseye! I have your heart~

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You’re a pervert for making me explain what you two do in bed, you know? :3

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So I managed to travel through space, then? *Irvine asked his new friend, a woman with long, blonde hair, wearing a shining white armor, along with a sword at her waist*

Is that something normal to your world? The space-travelling? I have the feeling that I got here by accident… What do you think?

roseoffynn:

marksmanirvine replied to your post: ((my desire to keep being crack has drifted away,…

ooc: I was enjoying that! You should do it more days, hahahahahaha xD

((I never get Magic Anons-

but evidently I don’t need to because I end up doing the most bizarre things anyway :| ))

((Huhuhuhuhu, consider your lack of magic anons…. unlacking~ >D))

Anonymous asked: Irvine, what's your idea of 'the perfect woman'?

First, I’d like to say that there won’t be a “perfect woman” for me. I don’t believe in soulmates. What I do believe, however, is in true love. And as long as she can still say “I love you” even when I do something wrong, that will be my perfect woman.

But of course, you’re here for something more explanatory (and less cliche). Actually it isn’t that hard to be considered “the perfect woman” for me. The only things a girl needs to have is three: 

1- She can’t dislike giving me affection, or the other way around. I am a cuddle person, so hugging me, kissing my cheeks, lacing her fingers at the back of my head, or just a simple touch on my back, those are really essential to me. It shows me that she is not disgusted in touching me!

2- For an unknown reason, I like girls that make me blush and feel embarrassed. The art of teasing is very tricky and sometimes, it can hit it’s own master. But I don’t mind if she teased me. It prooves that she has an insatiable libido~

3- Last, but not the least, is being loyal to me….. What? If I had a girlfriend I would be loyal to her too. So maybe I flirt with a lot of ladies, I wouldn’t mind if she did it with other guys too. It would make me a bit jealous, and girls like when their boys feel that way, right? What I don’t like is when my partner gets a bigger attraction for another guy (or woman :|), instead of me. That’s pure and simple cheating, which I don’t tolerate. If she would ever cheat on me, and I would find out, I’d stay away from her forever: no mercy coming from this cowboy!

Also, noticed that I didn’t include beautiful body, though it can be useful on bed. It isn’t essential… More like a DLC!